girl: can i have a kiss
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
me making friend
"The cathedral of Saint-Bertrand-de-Comminges inspired Monty’s first published ghost story. It must be one of the few tales of the supernatural that can double as a tourist guidebook. Previous ghost story writers tended to favour atmosphere over detail, but Monty carefully draws the reader’s attention to the stained glass, choir stalls, and the dusty stuffed crocodile that hangs over the font." - M.J. James - Ghost Writer
This is my favorite leap year quote.
Beautiful Quote #NewPost 
happy womens day
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on